The Cooligans are breaking some big news in the Premier League! You don’t want to miss this episode.
Jose Mourinho can not stay out of the news. The former Chelsea manager has reportedly written a 6-page letter to the higher ups at Manchester United. He has made a plea to Manchester United for the managerial job and you know how we are football news hawks and are always breaking big stories. We’ve acquired audio of Jose Mourinho reading his letter to Manchester United. We can’t say how this came to be, but all we can say is that many back channels had to be navigated for this scoop. Not even Amber Rose has this kind of access through back channels!
We discuss more FIFA scandals. There’s a strong possibility that Qatar could be stripped of the World Cup. It appears Loretta Lynch will do everything she can to have America host the 2022 World Cup. The tower of corruption at FIFA seems to be crumbling and America will be there to pick up the pieces and then call those pieces “Soccer.”
We also discuss Sydney Leroux’s big announcement. The USMNT star will be having a baby! He and her husband Dom Dwyer of Sporting KC will be starting a family. Obviously this baby will be the most gorgeous and athletically gifted super baby on the planet. We are happy for her and also sad we won’t get to see her play at the 2016 Olympics in Rio. Hear us mansplain the whole situation since we know all women love when two male comedians give their opinions on family planning!
I: Alexis shows Christian red for bringing up Arsenal loss
BREAK: Jose Mourinho reads his 6 page letter to Manchester United
II: Qatar You Talkin Bout?
BREAK: Jose finishes his letter
III: Kirby’s Corner: BEEF!!!
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